Comment on Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks agoI just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wait no shit?
(insert joke here but seriously)
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do I send it someplace in particular? Or just ‘to whom it may concern?’
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Back in the '90s you could apparently send a letter to Michael Jordan by just addressing it “Michael Jordan” and nothing else. I think the poop cup works kind of the same.
Note that I am not telling you to mail your poop to Michael Jordan.