Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!
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muse@kbin.social 4 months agoThe masturbating in public might be a dead give away too
DanglingFury@lemmy.world 4 months ago
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else’s Vision Pro to hide what you’re doing with your hands. You’ll be totally in private!
paddirn@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh shit… I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one’s making eye contact… so I should be cool.
dojan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.