No joke, I think he should be tried for crimes against humanity for how he’s lead the merciless sodomizing of of our access to actual information.

If found guilty then he should have a chance to walk out unscathed. Five obscure questions. One computer. One elaborate limb removal device.

For every obscure piece of information he can actually find the answer to within the first 100 pages of results (don’t you wish the other pages were real now, you fucking sack of shit?) He loses a limb. If he can’t find the info at least once, he gets to watch his limbs get cut off one before it’s off with his head and into the nearest, largest sack pile of actual shit we can forget his worthless body parts in.

It would be on youtube and the special would be like 8 hours long. The ad revenue and their utter lack of a sould would keep the executives engaged enough to not repeat his mistakes.