At least you still get a cookie!
Comment on See? You still have a chance!
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
And most of them are your grandma and her friends 👵👵👵
“Such a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dear”
rifugee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
sus@programming.dev 5 months ago
grandma has a lot of friends
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I went back to my hometown recently for a funeral. I’m in my 40s, not hideous, and I wore a nicely tailored mid level suit. Just under a quarter of the town is over the age of 65. The town is also poor as shit, with the median income under 30k/yr and median house prices around 85k. So my funeral suit may as well have been a tuxedo made of finally spun gold to some of these people.
The number of old women who told me I was such a nice looking young man is astounding. A lot of them were trying to find out if I was single because they wanted to set me up with their daughter/niece/friend’s daughter.
It was absolutely surreal how I got more compliments and attempts to set me up with someone in a town of a couple of thousand people over the course of a day than I have over the last decade combined. And the only reason it’s a decade instead of my whole life before that is because my group of friends have started actively complimenting each other and that has spread through a few circles at places I frequent.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m sure at least some of them are down for pound town.
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
they can even take off their teeth!