I am currently working on a game for the Atari 2600, and you just gave a good outline of my code. And I love it.
Comment on Functional Programming vs. Object Oriented Programming
mvirts@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I propose a new paradigm:
Objectional programming
Functions don’t return
Everything must be done by side effects
Global state mutation is inheritance
Every call is non blocking and spawns a new thread
???
Profit
Redkey@programming.dev 8 months ago
jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Functions don’t return… equals goto. Everything must be done by side effects… all variables are global. Global state mutation is inheritance… no grok. Every call is non-blocking and spawns a new thread… atomic bomb for junior software engineers.
??? … shorting the stock of the company that adopts this.
Profit!
abhibeckert@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Screw that I’m going to invest… how do you think Elon Musk got so rich? He did it with sloppy engineering.