Where can we sign up to fuck Bezos? And will there be lube?
I’ll be happy to do my duty and can keep going until he hands over his money so his workers can get paid.
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snek@lemmy.world 10 months agoThat’s Ms. Crescendo, thank you very much.
And fuck Bezos.
Where can we sign up to fuck Bezos? And will there be lube?
I’ll be happy to do my duty and can keep going until he hands over his money so his workers can get paid.
Can I fuck him with something other than myself? I’d like to fuck him out of money.
Like… With a cactus?
Creeping Devil would work fine.
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
lol, I thought about writing it in a “gender neutral way” but it didn’t read as funny. Sorry for assuming your gender. ;)
But again with this statement: You are right, Ms. Crescendo.
snek@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No worries, I don’t really mind but sometimes being f online reminds me too much of how everyone on the internet assumes people are m our of convenience or force of habit. I just thought it would be funny as a reply.
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It was. =)
PS: Just to stay on toppic for a second here: Fuck Bezos.