You want… Smart balls? Smart tech can’t even make toast right but you want it in your balls!!!
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banneryear1868@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Would be cool to have a remote control device that mechanically opens/closes the tubes, built-in security layer for ensuring only you can unlock it, auto-lock, etc. If the tech-bro venture capitalists weren’t weirdos about spreading their genes around maybe this would be a thing.
Saint_Bandit@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I mean I would only accept the FOSS balls option (or lack thereof), but yeah I want like a diabetes insulin pump but for balls. Could add a bunch of quirks and features in there too like a hardening protective mesh and RGB. Why stop there just go full tech-penis too.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Too lazy to search for it, but there was some swiss dude who literally had mechanical valves implanted into his sperm ducts.
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Truly a pioneer
tslnox@reddthat.com 5 months ago
And Zydrate comes in a little glass vial
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Your subscription to fertility has expired. Please renew your credit card details in the next 90 days or your balls will be perma-locked.
banneryear1868@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s actually super easy to root your ball controls and run a minimal install, check out some of the projects on github. Compatibility is like 90% there.