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OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
The pastor of my local church used to say
“When your soul is no longer with you, when your body is returned to earth, Peter will judge you not on how many excuses you have, but on how many you need”
And even being an atheist, it stuck with me
Ariselas@piefed.ca 4 days ago
Guy “Say Pete, do you have any good excuses for buying another guitar? I saw this really nice Les Paul and I don’t have a Les Paul yet, but the misses says I don’t need another guitar.”
St Peter “This is Heaven, you don’t need guitars here.”
Guy “Did my wife tell you to say that?”