This is why fires in fireplaces pose no threat.
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lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 year ago
Therefore Santa and his reindeer must be fireproof! I understand.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 year ago
asuka@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Santa’s sled has ablative shielding.
smeg@feddit.uk 1 year ago
The more you learn about Father Christmas the more you realise he’s an eldritch creature of phenomenal power. The fact that we can appease an Old God capable of destroying us in an instant with a simple offering of Sherry and a Mince Pie is nothing short of a miracle.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 year ago
Yo bro what are you doing you’re gonna start a holy war