This is why fires in fireplaces pose no threat.
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lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 months ago
Therefore Santa and his reindeer must be fireproof! I understand.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 months ago
asuka@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Santa’s sled has ablative shielding.
smeg@feddit.uk 10 months ago
The more you learn about Father Christmas the more you realise he’s an eldritch creature of phenomenal power. The fact that we can appease an Old God capable of destroying us in an instant with a simple offering of Sherry and a Mince Pie is nothing short of a miracle.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 months ago
Yo bro what are you doing you’re gonna start a holy war