Comment on Steve Jobs Rigged The First iPhone Demo By Faking Full Signal Strength And Secretly Swapping Devices Because Of Fragile Prototypes And Bug-Riddled Software

Showroom7561@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You’ll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone.”

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  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is… Is that something people want?

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    • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would switch to apple if that was a feature 🤷‍♂️ just saying

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t want to cum within 40 seconds every time you use your phone?

      Are you some kind of prude?

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    • DJKayDawg@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yes

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• azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can confirm. Worked at BioWare for ten years. They did a presentation at some big release event and they had the pc off stage with a pan of ice and a fan directly blowing on the open pc. Mmmhm it totally won’t melt your pc! They eventually fixed it, but video game announcement trailers are total smoke and mirrors typically.

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