Comment

In Australia, a kilogram of apples weighs two kilograms
In Australia, gravity is an opinion
In Australia, if you have three kangaroos and two koalas you have 9 wombats
In Australia, if you pay $15 for a $20 dollar meal the restaurant owes you $400
In Australia, right angles are 69 degrees
In Australia, 1 is more than 2 except when you write it on its side
In Australia, a minute is 2 seconds long, which is 24 hours out of the 6 hours in a day
In Australia, the square root of any number is "a dingo’s breakfast"
In Australia, dividing by two doubles the number, as sharing is caring.
In Australia, if you travel north you’ll end up south
In Australia, the shortest distance between two points is the scenic route
In Australia, a watch moves counter clockwise, to remind you not to live in the past.
In Australia, counter clockwise always means the following order: 1, 26, 55, 0, 0, 0, 9999, kangaroo, spider, mate
In Australia, your left hand is always your right, because we don’t like to leave any hand behind.
In Australia, the speed of light is adjustable depending on how bright the sun is shining.
In Australia, when you whisper, the sound travels faster than when you shout

Sort:hotnew top