- In Australia, a kilogram of apples weighs two kilograms
- In Australia, gravity is an opinion
- In Australia, if you have three kangaroos and two koalas you have 9 wombats
- In Australia, if you pay $15 for a $20 dollar meal the restaurant owes you $400
- In Australia, right angles are 69 degrees
- In Australia, 1 is more than 2 except when you write it on its side
- In Australia, a minute is 2 seconds long, which is 24 hours out of the 6 hours in a day
- In Australia, the square root of any number is "a dingo’s breakfast"
- In Australia, dividing by two doubles the number, as sharing is caring.
- In Australia, if you travel north you’ll end up south
- In Australia, the shortest distance between two points is the scenic route
- In Australia, a watch moves counter clockwise, to remind you not to live in the past.
- In Australia, counter clockwise always means the following order: 1, 26, 55, 0, 0, 0, 9999, kangaroo, spider, mate
- In Australia, your left hand is always your right, because we don’t like to leave any hand behind.
- In Australia, the speed of light is adjustable depending on how bright the sun is shining.
- In Australia, when you whisper, the sound travels faster than when you shout
I don’t want to believe this, my brain is refusing to process that statement, I have stared at that article in a state of disbelief for a minute. Surely someone can’t be that stupid, right?
I have heard plenty of brain dead arguments by anti-encryption, but this is by far the stupidest. There is no way, there is just no way that he’s so… I want to say brain dead, but that would imply that there is even a brain there for it to be dead.
Regardless of political affiliation, or even the individual’s stance on encryption, surely there can’t be a single person that heard that statement and didn’t laugh at it, right?
dannym@lemmy.escapebigtech.info 9 months ago
No1@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Oh, it’s no fun. And we have media concentration issues here too, so you won’t get balanced or even a mention of both sides of an issue.
Australia has been the testing ground for implementing Big Brother’s spying technology policies. The ones that are often tried later on in the US or UK.
Nearly all of them have passed with full support from the two major parties here. I wish everyone better luck.