Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
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lars@programming.dev 11 months agoI reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.
It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
God made them do it!
thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org 11 months ago
What you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.