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Dukeofdummies@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

I mean, in the era of VHS this won't work because ultimately you're fast forwarding and rewinding. So you're gonna watch it anyway. but in the digital era I thought this would be what any Police officer did?

Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
my guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction

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- Dukeofdummies@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I know but if they were smart they'd say they're gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50.
  
  Pull a Scotty, then you're productive and lazy. It's just disappointing they can't even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.
  
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  - SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    
    if they were smart
    
    I gotta stop you right there
    
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Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

What and be responsible for paperwork?

Cops are the biggest bludges you’ll ever meet.

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