That's what the inertial dampeners are for!
... if they were working
Comment on Yet they immediately forgot again
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 months ago
wait till they rediscover seatbelts
Zorque@kbin.social 10 months ago
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Inertial dampeners have failed.”
Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.
If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 months ago
Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?
Nacktmull@lemm.ee 10 months ago
and start actually putting on space suits when they should.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 months ago
But then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!
Nacktmull@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That would of course be a missed opportunity to tell the millionth variation of a space horror story almost as old as the sci-fi genre itself.
StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website 10 months ago
Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.
Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…
Nacktmull@lemm.ee 10 months ago
There are a lot of things to criticize about Discovery. How someone could choose to pick the spacesuits evades me.
lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 10 months ago
THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?
GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 10 months ago
If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Everyone else in the minivan:
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TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 10 months ago
In my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.