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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months agoIt’s still time to scrap the cap
Comment on Keep in mind that social security is set to run out in 10 years time.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months agoIt’s still time to scrap the cap
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Says the kender? An entire RPG culture based on “innocent” theft and misappropriation? Hunh.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ok, I will engage as a Kender.
First of all, me calling myself a Commie is actually superfluous here as evidenced by the Siberian natives that were so damn communist that the USSR couldn’t deal with them.
Secondly, the fact that you use the artificial concept of ownership shows that you know nothing of Kender. We own nothing, we don’t understand ownership at all, unless you big folk explain what you mean.
The biggest crime one can commit as a Kender is not having children. That comes because we are afflicted with wanderlust. I’m a perfect example of this having lived in 49/50 states in the US, and planning to “‘retire’” on a ship that I own, but pay for with charter cruises to everywhere else I can get to. I digress.
If you don’t return to Kenderhome by your 60th birthday and have at least two children with your council chosen betrothed, or a romantic partner, then we will dispatch bounty hunters to bring you back, alive, and deposit you in the “palace” of Kenderhome. You are then on house arrest, and not able to leave the grounds. This is possibly the worst possible punishment one could give a Kender, other than solitary confinement, thankfully all your locks are trivial for us to pass through, so no one has ever held a Kender in solitary confinement.
The Kender on the whole are an annoyance to those of you primitive races that understand the concept of ownership, but that’s not our fault. You should learn the concept of belonging.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Ah, the inherent sovereign citizen BS in kender “culture”. Color me surprised.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hardly. You’re too big to understand us little folk.