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This one is technically modern, as I saw it used by some guy relatively recently (couple of decades back), but going by technology development it could theoretically apply to Victorian times, if not for the crudeness;
‘I’d rather have my dick slammed in the car door.’

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egrets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I would find immeasurably greater pleasure in the use of my member to arrest the rapid closure of the door of a driverless carriage.

…if we’re going with loquaciousness as the defining characteristic of Victorian english.

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