So thatâs were the 800 billions of military budget went!
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RobotZap10000@feddit.nl â¨1⊠â¨year⊠ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works â¨11⊠â¨months⊠ago
TangledHyphae@lemmy.world â¨11⊠â¨months⊠ago
You are fucking dead, kiddo, as a copypasta we will forever upvote you.
xenoclast@lemmy.world â¨11⊠â¨months⊠ago
Well. This beats the response I was gonna write. I might just copy this for regular use though.
ArianaGrande@lemmy.world â¨1⊠â¨year⊠ago
Iâve read this sooo many times, but for some reason âgorilla warfareâ just fucking gets me every time, lmao
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl â¨1⊠â¨year⊠ago
Thatâs probably why this one is so popular
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works â¨1⊠â¨year⊠ago
Lol gorilla warfare, planet of the apes. But I think you meant guerrilla warfare copypasta.
ArianaGrande@lemmy.world â¨11⊠â¨months⊠ago
No, I meant the literal phrase âgorilla warfareâ in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, itâs no big deal :)