I believe you mean "successfully, you lunkhead "
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bappity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
data turns around “captain, did I execute humour successfully?”
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bappity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
data turns around “captain, did I execute humour successfully?”
I believe you mean "successfully, you lunkhead "
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
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bappity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Captain’s Log. Stardate 23170.6 I have growing concerns about commander data’s new emotion chip, as he is struggling to understand the nuances and subjectivity of humour.
Yesterday morning, he placed a dangerously high concentration of laxatives in commander LaForge’s beverage and later, followed him into the latrine, just to deliver a punchline about Geordi not knowing whether to shit or go blind.
Doctor Crushers medical report stated that Geordi spent six hours on the toilet and was so dehydrated after that he required an IV drip and an overnight stay in sickbay, where he continued to have explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea throughout the night.
Because data is the only crew member who could enter sickbay without violently vomiting, I ordered him to spend the day cleaning and sanitising the mess Geordi left behind.
In more ways than one, I guess you could say that he is in deep shit. Now that is funny.
Anyway. Commander LaForge is feeling marginally better today, but is still quite angry and had to be restrained by security after attempting to dispatch data from the ships airlock. I have put them on opposite ships, to avoid further contact.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I think Data just sitting there like everything is normal is perfect for the ending.
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
He looks more like he is trying to puzzle out a confusing problem in his head.
The_Riker_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
My stance is better in this one. More dynamic.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Indeed, number one.
verity_kindle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The closer your pelvis is to someone’s face, the more leadership they get. That’s what they taught at the Academy and that’s good enough for my pelvis.