Comment on *screams exestentially*

• Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not if you are a plant.

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  • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I tried plugging my phone into the elm tree out back. Turns out it doesn’t work, and also it wasn’t an elm tree, it was the neighbor, and he was pissed when he woke up.

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    • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the elm tree

      Well, there is your problem, it should be ash for apple products and Birch for Android.

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Potatoes work better.

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