What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed
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Stamets@startrek.website 11 months ago
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xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 months ago
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jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I’ve been lurking for months now, though this is all appreciated. (Admittedly, I changed accounts). I’d like to at least contribute here finally. This low effort thing was about me showing the glory to a friend. It descended into a spiral of having to explain at least 3 seasons of TNG, the basics of DS9, and way too much of Voyager as they finally just took a nap while I rambled.
Stamets@startrek.website 11 months ago
That’s not a descent. That is an ascent, my friend. You’re bringing them to new heights! They will learn. Eventually.
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
If it matters, I am working on actual high effort content. I really appreciate the welcome!
Stamets@startrek.website 11 months ago
Hey, this meme is perfectly fine! Have you not seen the shit that gets posted here?