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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zelenskiy pushes US for more aid, invites Trump to Ukraine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, Trump won’t be able to go. He has a thing with a jail that day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could Cruise be the Theranos of AI? And is there a dark secret at the core of the entire driverless car industry?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  🤣😂

  But the average Whitedude Techbro AI company CEO is looking very seriously into the camera and telling me AI is coming for my job next year…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Addiction Is Real.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Coal Mines Close, Displaced Miners Find Work in Renewable Energy Boom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hillary todaso

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AIs can guess where Reddit users live and how much they earn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chris Packham’s ‘instinctive’ bird sniffing is not a crime, police say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  A gentleman does not sniff and tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The German government is working on an OSS "Sovereign Workplace"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chris Packham’s ‘instinctive’ bird sniffing is not a crime, police say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s, um, a lemmy for this sort of thing out there for you. If you don’t ask, I won’t tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The German government is working on an OSS "Sovereign Workplace"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve three bridges to sell to you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They told me this was a star wars community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought he was playing the Gunslinger, dude.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Captain, remember your breathing exercises. They're not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The Mad Man strategy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[VERGE] X is officially rolling out audio and video calls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s gonna work really well with the lunatic who likes to go into data centers to unplug stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mathematician warns US spies may be weakening next-gen encryption⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The WRC deals with unsafe curves all the time. I think picking a couple of spots on some of their curves at high speed would be interesting. Samir has been known to break some of these…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] What happened to the dream of the Pan-American highway?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Very difficult terrain, hazardous flora/fauna and difficult politics across a bunch of different countries.

  :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] How Will States Pay for Roads When Gas Taxes Evaporate?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Road use taxes will become a thing somehow. It costs money, needs to be paid somehow, and whatever we get won’t be perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] The Problem with Jon Stewart cancellation highlights a problem for Apple content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The real king here: money. Yikes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] The Pixel 8 Pro's Tensor G3 off-loads all generative AI tasks to the cloud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Still mad about Stadia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] Disc Brakes Took over the Cycling World. Here's Why That Was a Mistake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I still brake by putting my stick leg through the spokes. Works like a charm every time. No need to change what is already perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] AMD Wants to Know If You'd Like Ryzen AI Support on Linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Will they ban my coworker from using Arch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[VERGE] Frying pan company sued for claiming temperatures that rival the Sun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal vapor deposition experts deposed in this trial

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] Marc Andreessen Is Wrong About Everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Great bot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real double-slit quantum eraser they don't want you to know about!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell me what memes to take seriously. I can do my own “research” iykwim (I don’t know what I mean).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[HN] Ketamine's effect on depression may hinge on hope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ketamine’s effects on twitter on the other hand…