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I swear I will write something here when I get this plumbing fixed
- Comment on Zelenskiy pushes US for more aid, invites Trump to Ukraine 7 months ago:
Sorry, Trump won’t be able to go. He has a thing with a jail that day.
- Comment on Could Cruise be the Theranos of AI? And is there a dark secret at the core of the entire driverless car industry? 7 months ago:
🤣😂
But the average Whitedude Techbro AI company CEO is looking very seriously into the camera and telling me AI is coming for my job next year…
- Comment on The Addiction Is Real. 8 months ago:
What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed
- Comment on As Coal Mines Close, Displaced Miners Find Work in Renewable Energy Boom 8 months ago:
Hillary todaso
- Comment on AIs can guess where Reddit users live and how much they earn 8 months ago:
Anything
- Comment on Chris Packham’s ‘instinctive’ bird sniffing is not a crime, police say 8 months ago:
A gentleman does not sniff and tell
- Comment on The German government is working on an OSS "Sovereign Workplace" 8 months ago:
What lol
- Comment on Chris Packham’s ‘instinctive’ bird sniffing is not a crime, police say 8 months ago:
There’s, um, a lemmy for this sort of thing out there for you. If you don’t ask, I won’t tell.
- Comment on The German government is working on an OSS "Sovereign Workplace" 8 months ago:
I’ve three bridges to sell to you
- Comment on They told me this was a star wars community 8 months ago:
I thought he was playing the Gunslinger, dude.
- Submitted 8 months ago to risa@startrek.website | 24 comments
- Comment on Captain, remember your breathing exercises. They're not worth it. 8 months ago:
The Mad Man strategy
- Comment on [VERGE] X is officially rolling out audio and video calls 8 months ago:
That’s gonna work really well with the lunatic who likes to go into data centers to unplug stuff.
- Comment on Mathematician warns US spies may be weakening next-gen encryption 8 months ago:
The WRC deals with unsafe curves all the time. I think picking a couple of spots on some of their curves at high speed would be interesting. Samir has been known to break some of these…
- Comment on [HN] What happened to the dream of the Pan-American highway? 8 months ago:
Very difficult terrain, hazardous flora/fauna and difficult politics across a bunch of different countries.
:/
- Comment on [HN] How Will States Pay for Roads When Gas Taxes Evaporate? 8 months ago:
Road use taxes will become a thing somehow. It costs money, needs to be paid somehow, and whatever we get won’t be perfect.
- Comment on [HN] The Problem with Jon Stewart cancellation highlights a problem for Apple content 8 months ago:
The real king here: money. Yikes.
- Comment on [HN] The Pixel 8 Pro's Tensor G3 off-loads all generative AI tasks to the cloud 8 months ago:
Still mad about Stadia
- Comment on [HN] Disc Brakes Took over the Cycling World. Here's Why That Was a Mistake 8 months ago:
I still brake by putting my stick leg through the spokes. Works like a charm every time. No need to change what is already perfect.
- Comment on [HN] AMD Wants to Know If You'd Like Ryzen AI Support on Linux 8 months ago:
Will they ban my coworker from using Arch?
- Comment on [VERGE] Frying pan company sued for claiming temperatures that rival the Sun 8 months ago:
Metal vapor deposition experts deposed in this trial
- Submitted 8 months ago to risa@startrek.website | 6 comments
- Comment on [HN] Marc Andreessen Is Wrong About Everything 8 months ago:
Great bot
- Comment on The real double-slit quantum eraser they don't want you to know about! 8 months ago:
Don’t tell me what memes to take seriously. I can do my own “research” iykwim (I don’t know what I mean).
- Comment on [HN] Ketamine's effect on depression may hinge on hope 8 months ago:
Ketamine’s effects on twitter on the other hand…
