Comment on What's your warp slogan?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months agoEngineering has been instructed to use 20th century automotive terms to convey messages
“Sir, we’re out of gas”
“Sir, the carbs are dirty and we need to clean them”
“Sir, the throttle cables are stretched and we need to replace them”
“Sir, we gotta go to the garage for a new alternator”
“Sir, we need to refill the headlight fluid”
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Instead of Scotty in engineering I want an old man from Texas.
Instead of “I cannae hold her captain, she’s gonna blow” id get “If you lean on this sumbitch ay harder cap, the warp core gon have a new inspection port!”
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
When you hear gun shots in Engineering … you have to figure out if the Chief Engineer is happy … or something has gone terribly wrong.
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Blam Blam Blam
“Slater in engineering must be happy”
“That was gunfire! What makes you think he was happy!?!”
“When he is angry, he only shoots once and he doesnt miss”