Comment on Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough

lanolinoil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That was the point. There are several turns of phrase in the headline.

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  • lanolinoil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You like them apples?!?!

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yea, I was like, “Who the fuck would get a cereal subscription for Apple Jacks?”

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “This doesn’t taste like apples!”

    “For $9.99 a month, it will!”

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• ScrotusMaximus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Same I was wondering what they were changing the price of a box to. Tough times.

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