You didn’t.

I don’t know what to tell you. It’s in the OP. Literally everything you need to know is in the OP.

You very specifically asked for someone to commit to helping you personally with nonspecific issues

Yes, that’s correct. Because I don’t have a specific issue.

CriticalMass is telling you that is a bad way of obtaining help for a problem anywhere except in school and a job classroom.

I disagree. Seems like a great way to get help to me.

We love sharing a good tutorial for getting a new user started with a specific software.

And I clearly explained why those tutorials are not helpful. Wanna take a guess where? It’s in the OP.

You just don’t like the answers you’re getting.

Because they’re not the “answers” I asked for.

You’re also getting mad when people tell you that what you’re after is not what this discussion forum is for.

I’m getting agitated because people are being dicks just for asking a question. Who made you the arbiter of the intention of this forum?

If you don’t want to help, just shut the fuck up, and move the fuck on. Not that hard.