Riker seems to fucks (up) an awful lot
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Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
1 Riker - You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try. 2 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it. 3 Rikers - Has had a few drinks and is itching to hand out bitch slaps 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
negativenull@lemm.ee 1 year ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
So ‘God Ransom’ but with a beard and more rizz?
Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
You need to flip that last ‘r’ upside down…
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
No that’s what I’m giving him
wait…