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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nah going backwards will just give an integer overflow so you get essentially infinite time

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  • xthexder@l.sw0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s due at 11:59pm, but we teleported forward 1 hour and skipped right over it. We now have 23h07m left!

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you consider the Bounce Theory, you have until the universe resets and bounces back to the due date to finish.

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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• alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just tell the pilot to fly faster and relativity should handle the rest

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  • nicoweio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, time dilation works the other way around.

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    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So fly very slowly?

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• Chobbes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Most academic deadlines are “anywhere on earth” in my experience.

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