Comment on Me after 3 shots of vodka
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
Comment on Me after 3 shots of vodka
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The manager said “no” called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah. That one.