No, you don’t.

A couple of days ago I heard about a dead whale that washed up on an Oregon beach. They couldn’t figure out how to remove it, so they decided to use dynamite to blow it up. I went online and found the news story, thinking it would be really cool.

It was way more fun to imagine it, and just disappointing to see.

Actually observing really stupid people in real life is never as much fun as movies make you believe.