Omits a very big problem. I once heard of a guy eating a head of lettuce at his sink while pouring ranch on it.

That’s funny in a depressing way. Single guy eating lettuce over sink. Now that seems like it’s going to be all of us really soon. “There’s no water so we all have to eat over b the sink because we can’t use dishes and all we could afford at the grocery was these potatoes and some garlic spray. Be careful children the potatoes is hot and you have to use your hands to eat it”

Sorry I’m kind of a pessimistic person right now lol