Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?

• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Put me in jail for refusing to kill civilians for another country’s resources. Your regime will not last as long as my sentence.”

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  • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bonus points if something huge happens while you’re saying that and the regime literally all dies before you finish saying that sentence.

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    • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oooh double meaning on sentence, I like it.

      It’d be like the reverse of that Futurama ‘war were declared’ scene :D

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      • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “You’re going to jail and when you’re done you’re joining the battlefield anyway… unless war were undeclared.”

        (Phone rings and is picked up)

        (Indistinct speech)

        (Hangs up)

        “What was that?”

        “War were undeclared.”

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