Hey I have an app called HegSaid which I made to support Pete where every speech he is made is translated into a language bros like me and you can actually understand, and not all military policy wonk, complicated stuff professionals like Pete Hegseth use which hurts your brain.

All you have to do is take a picture of a Coors Lite beer you have postmarked for the mail to Pete Hegseth’s office and in return the AI will translate a Hegseth speech for you into an approachable format even someone who isn’t a warfighter can understand.