LOL! That is a great answer.

I have a Microsoft story. I know some one who was hired to stop them from continuing an open source project. They gave them a good salary, stock options, and an office with a fully stocked bar. They said do whatever you want, they figured they would get a good developer and kill the open source competition (back in the Ballmer days).

Sadly, given money, no real ambition to create closed source software, they mostly spent their days in their office and basically drank themselves to death.

Microsoft just kills everything it touches.