If it makes you feel better, I have absolutely no idea what most of what you wrote means, I’ve no idea who that author is and I’ve never heard of that book before.

Come to think of it somewhat embarrassingly I don’t even know if I can name five fiction book authors off the top of my head much less tell you what they look like.

I’ve also never had any issues with dating apps and am in a happy long term relationship with someone I met on one. Hopefully you find you somebody!

So it’s not all doom and gloom y’know?