Comment on Texas Republican Primary having a normal one

BillyClark@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

“NO religious freedom,” so let’s ban that religion? Every religion believes theirs is correct.

“Women brutalized” “Slavery allowed” “Child marriage & rape” These things are already illegal from our other laws.

“Girl genital mutilation” I think this one is already illegal, as well.

“No pet dogs allowed” First of all, wut? But second of all, I’d love to see some Texas politician try to pass a law that outlawed pet dogs. They’d probably get shot to death by the other politicians before they left the chamber.

“BAN SHARIA NOW!” BAN MARTIANS NOW! BAN FISH RIDING BICYCLES NOW! BAN ADULTS FROM SEEING WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH NOW! BAN LICKING UNTIL YOU GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP NOW!

BAN POLITICIANS WHO WASTE OUR TIME WITH MEANINGLESS LAWS AND CULTURE WARS NOW!

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