OK, so, this is funny, but would you actually be willing to pay for that?

I’m a world-class penny pincher, but this seems to be such an absurd waste of money that it genuinely baffles me. I do get spam calls occasionally, but it’s not even that bothersome. Usually, if they’re not on my contacts list, I don’t even pick up.

Why is this such a deal that you’d be willing to pay?! What kind of calls are you even getting?!?!