My local cigarette sensei’s aunt was just telling me this morning about how she grew pubes on her tits in her 2nd year of college and all the guys would try to date her just to get a glimpse but she wasn’t into them, all she wanted was to continue her biology studies so she could learn how to grow pubes on her teeth to so that they became self brushing. She eventually settled down with a biological person by the name of Patrick but he just couldn’t stand when he would try to brush her teeth while she slept and the tooth pubes would get tangled all into the bristles of the tooth brush. That was his inspiration for the screenplay for the movie tangled by Disney. The studio forced him to switch things around to make it rated G though so he’s still bitter about that.