Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND… vitamin kink!

Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!

(thanks Grok!)