Anyway, you guys, I was friends with a chunky guy like that. If you’re the chunky guy protecting the other kids, thank you! You got a bright future, don’t you worry. I don’t encourage violence but what I’m saying is that you guys are usually the big guys all girls wanna be with. The reason why your buddy is not skinny like the other kids is that its getting ready for a growth spurt. So jump in the gym and let that puppy grow. You got the potential for a Viking’s body!

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