Are you the inventor of the Retro Encabulator?
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foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It aligns itself with the magnetic field of metal of the stove and starts a transduction of capicitive resonation that interferes with the polaritive vibrations of the planetary magnetic field.
This in turn creates a localized pulse of geomagnetic interference that the fan blades are sensitive to, and their shape works to create a single direction rotation that both pushes air and traps the interference and creates a perpetual motion at the same time.
Brilliant engineering, honestly.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I want to know how they solve the issue with side fumbling?
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Side fumbling effectively prevented by 6 hydrocoptic marzlevanes.
Duh …
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
You mean, like so?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I haven’t had any side fumbling since I installed a Maltster resonator between the fore and aft harmonic coils.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
It’s genius in its simplicity!
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Don’t I wish!
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Have you considered becoming a star trek writer
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
LOL!
No. I’d much rather watch, than tell, stories.