This guy is trying to rip you all off.
My firm can do it in 3 weeks for $2000, and for an additional $8000 we’ll include our patented Knowledge Crystals which when placed under your pillow imparts the hyper advanced course while you sleep.
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 days ago
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This guy is trying to rip you all off.
My firm can do it in 3 weeks for $2000, and for an additional $8000 we’ll include our patented Knowledge Crystals which when placed under your pillow imparts the hyper advanced course while you sleep.
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Perspectivist@feddit.uk 2 days ago
I mean, that is technically true. If someone gave me 5 million, I could invest 4.5 million and live quite comfortably for 5 to 10 years with that 500k. 4.5 million invested to stock market would have grown to around 9 million in 10 years.