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There's no such things as a get rich quick scheme, but we live in a world of get richer quick schemes.
Submitted 1 day ago by Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Mac@mander.xyz 5 hours ago
HubertManne@piefed.social 21 hours ago
I know a lot of people don’t see commercials anymore but I do and man the online gambling ones that suggest you are guaranteed to get rich if you play their game is just crazy. luckily its political ad season so they have been knocked off a bit.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 20 hours ago
Online Casinos will block or ban your account if you win to much.
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ya gotta spend money to make money. You’ll learn tips and trick like this in my online class. For only $1000 per class you too can be a wise billionaire. My 7 week course includes lessons on being rich, getting rich, and staying rich. If you pay an extra $4000 per class you can access the accelerated advanced course for super smart people.
Perspectivist@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
I mean, that is technically true. If someone gave me 5 million, I could invest 4.5 million and live quite comfortably for 5 to 10 years with that 500k. 4.5 million invested to stock market would have grown to around 9 million in 10 years.
667@lemmy.radio 22 hours ago
This guy is trying to rip you all off.
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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
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