spongebue@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.
PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension
spongebue@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well, that’s a brand new sentence!