“What do you MEAN most parents don’t sleep in the same bed as their baby until they’re 35??? That’s crazy talk! Now strip your clothes, and get naked in this bed with me and my parents! I don’t turn 35 for 2 more years!”
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West_of_West@piefed.social 1 month ago
Tell my wife a funny childhood story about me my parents - “wait, why aren’t you laughing? Stop looking at me like that!”
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 month ago
One time my mom was telling on stories with a friend over (perhaps at my encouragement) and afterwards the friend, a social worker, was just like “I’m surprised yall are as well adjusted as you are” and it seemed like an odd reply to some old funny stories.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Can we have some of the stories?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 month ago
No full story, but birther once traded us (me + my siblings) for a blanket. No context might make that sound worse than what actually happened.