“What do you MEAN most parents don’t sleep in the same bed as their baby until they’re 35??? That’s crazy talk! Now strip your clothes, and get naked in this bed with me and my parents! I don’t turn 35 for 2 more years!”
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West_of_West@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Tell my wife a funny childhood story about me my parents - “wait, why aren’t you laughing? Stop looking at me like that!”
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 11 hours ago
One time my mom was telling on stories with a friend over (perhaps at my encouragement) and afterwards the friend, a social worker, was just like “I’m surprised yall are as well adjusted as you are” and it seemed like an odd reply to some old funny stories.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
Can we have some of the stories?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
No full story, but birther once traded us (me + my siblings) for a blanket. No context might make that sound worse than what actually happened.