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UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours agoWhy are we focused in water balloons when condoms exist? Are they too resilient?
Piss into a condom then squeeze it down into the tip until you have a happy medium between bursting pressure and throwability.
Tie it off like a water balloon, then tie an additional knot (or double knot) a few millimeters higher. Repeat process until you have a bandolier of piss-filled condom balloons.
You can separate them ahead of time or keep it intact depending on situation. Either way, I recommend a styrofoam cooler or other easily disposable hard-walled transport vessel.
This method allows you to customize the caliber of ammunition as well as providing a simple method for multiple contributors.
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 9 hours ago
Water balloons are designed to be broken on impact. Condoms are engineered to be resistant to breaking.
I’d prefer the water balloon.
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Everything has a burst pressure!
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 9 hours ago
For the price of a 12 pack of condoms I can get 300 water balloons.