Jaguars prefer bubblegum flavored toothpaste.
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 hours agoJaguars are the leading cause of male-pattern baldness.
night_petal@piefed.social 9 hours ago
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Big Jaguar has cornered the bubblegum toothpaste market, increasing male pattern baldness. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
I thought that was the opposite, you get the baldness first, then you buy a Jaaaaaaaag