Comment on Lab anxiety

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sorry, but there’s been a blanket ban on any “vigorous physical stimulation” in the lab ever since the incident

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  • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m not at liberty to confirm or deny.

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• LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I’ve been doing it for free all these years.

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• anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for “reforming offenders stimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry.”

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …and does nothing useful.

    So a day at the lab then.

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