You know, when an OS out of the box needs hours of disabling invasive bullshit on first boot, maybe the OS is kind of a problem.

I know switching isn’t an alternative for all, hell, even disabling bullshit isn’t possible for everyone but for those who can here’s a script to manage the most blatant fuckery: 

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat.git

From the description: “A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve your Windows experience. Win11Debloat works for both Windows 10 and Windows 11.”

HOW TO:

Go to link.

Click green download button > download .ZIP

Right click the downloaded file: choose extract all.

Open folder, double click Win11Debloat.ps1

Follow instructions.

Lord over family and friends about being a l33t h4ck3r.

It’s well used and vetted. If you need help with instructions let me know in comments.