I have the original Echo, and it still works. For some reason I had it running and it had an alert recently. So I asked what it was, and Alexa promoted being able to upgrade and told me how it’s so much better and stuff. And told me I just had to give it the go to upgrade.

So I did. And then AND THEN it told me my device is too old.

Fucking POS. I unplugged it again. I use it as a stand for my HomePod Mini.