I also got the party started by being the first to downvote myself. The first person to upvote me probably made it look like I didn’t downvote myself.

But the second person to upvote me… Now that’s the real bastard. They made my comment seem like it deserved upvotes, and ushered in others who thought this was a comment worthy of their support.

If I ever find out who gave me that second upvote… I’d probably be like, “huh? What second upvote? What are we even talking about?”